It was reported that Kate Winslet suggested Jonathan Ross was out of the question, but further investigations revealed that the media got it wrong (again) and that she had said "Floss was out of the question." when duscussing Jonathan's molars.
"He's got a bad mouth" she is thought to have said, " but I don't think floss is the answer, in fact floss is out of the question."
The alternative of his mouth getting a good scrub with Vim was offered by Kate. "In my day, my mum would scrub my mouth with any disinfective to eradicate such bad mouth disease" she said, adding " He's no Slumdog Millionaire but if he was the Reader of good hygiene books he would know that a bad set of molars was not funny."
Jonathan admitted he had made a mint in recent years and was using it to improve his teeth. "Kate's advice was like a breath of fresh air." he said.
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