In her farewell appearance on GMTV, Fiona Phillips managed to flood the studio. "We're basically watching our advertising revenue float down the Swanee." one boss was heard to say as the presenter howled uncontrollably throughout the whole programme.
In an emotionally charged studio, the cleaners happened to be on hand to mop up the debris but the aftershow party catering, including 50% OFF Woolies pick'n'mix and some Buckie, was unfortunately lost as it floated out into the street to be grabbed by lingering fans.
"She's been such a stalwart" said one fan, " but she does look washed out. I'm just glad the flood plains around here weren't used for the new housing scheme."
Luckily a canoe was at hand to help take her home where she is recuperating.
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