
David Cameron hit out at colleagues in his Shadow Cabinet for being too greedy and running amock in supermarkets.
"Our Cabinet meetings are turning into a feeding frenzy in an attempt to wean them away from the dellies."
Mr Cameron suggested some of them need to be more battle-hardened in the run-up to the expected election next year and highlighted Ian Duncan Smith as a prime example of a sturdy warrior who was ready for the call.
"Duncan 'Darkmoon' Smith has been assigned to whip them into shape, otherwise they will turn our party into a laughing stock"

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