Governor Blagojevich instisted he would fight the Thing all the way.
"I don't care what anyone thinks. This Thing is ugly and I'm going to put a stop to it."
In response, The Thing defended his actions, stating that Illinois had never been in better shape for the slime he had left in his trail. "The streets are cleaner now thanks to me but Blagojevich seems to think he can just muscle in here, waving his money around and not expect any opposition. He can't buy power in this state."
A local resident who witnessed their first confrontation said, "Blagojevich looked in a mean mood and was really pumped up. At one point it looked like this Thing was going to destroy his reputation but he's a fighter and he just grabbed it by the balls and gave it a good shakedown."
The Things agent announced that a rematch had been penned in for a week on Sunday after church services to give the locals time to get changed for the event.
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