President Bush was again targeted by a journalist, who threw his knickers shouting "You are pants Bush!" as he was overcome by bodyguards.
A local informed us that the President and his ontourage had misinterpreted the incident as throwing pants in ones face is a sign of admiration.
"Our country is a better place thanks to Bush." the local said, "Now that we live day-to-day, each morning we can be thankful that we are still alive."
Bush played down the incident.
"The pants were of the highest quality and rather fetching. They'd fit me."
The journalist was taken to a darkened room and measured for new knickers.
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