Energy Companies have been told to start reducing prices since the basic costs have been falling, but the cartel - er sorry - the industry, insists that the cost of donkeys to carry the gas canisters over the rough mountaineous terrain hasn't come down.
CEO of British Gazump told us, "These donkeys in East Europe really are taking us for a ride. Everytime we send over donkeys from the sanctuary, they tell us they're the wrong type and that the best ones can be found in Uzbekistan. When we asked what the difference was, they told us the Uzis had thicker skin."
The Home Office stated that they weren't impressed with all the excuses. A spokesperson said, "There are donkeys all over the world which we've had to deal with, but there are plenty asses out there which are a viable alternative. The energy companies are immoveable on this issue so maybe we need to start using the carrot and stick method."
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