Retired Admiral, Dennis C Blair looks likely to be chosen as Barak Obama's herder to tackle 16 of the most fractious sheep roaming around the USA.
A particularly difficult position to fill, Dennis possesses many of the qualities required to guide these sheep into acting more cohesively rather than the rambling, disorientated bunch that they currently are.
"These sheep live in their own little world, completely unaware that there are other sheep trying to achieve the same objectives as themselves." said a representative, "Maybe Dennis can get more productivity out of them. A cardigan isn't much to show for all the support they get from us. If they don't improve, they might be hung up to dry."
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