The Government have just announced that all general practioners are mad and will be required to enrole in a new brain regeneration programme to stimulate the cells into reactivation.
"It's incredible that we've never noticed this until now" said a government representative, " though to be fair, the fact that they chose the medical profession should have been an early indicator."
The Royal College of GPs indicated they would like to see emphasis placed on the memory of doctors.
"Some of them can't remember their own name, never mind diagnosing members of the public."
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