
It was discovered that many expensive homes in the UK are actually being squatted by people claiming to be "royal".
These scrounging squatters like to knock back the sherry and allow their dogs to run wild on the local estate.
When one family were confronted, the father shouted "I might not have been born in this bloody country, but I can sure park my arse wherever I want to."
One local resident said, "It is utterly disgusting the way they just get handouts and think they can move into any house that becomes available."

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