Today, top footballer Crusty Rodildo crashed his Punto into the back of some parked cars in his local car park.
"I have a big car. A really BIG car, so I need big, sexy place to park my huge, ergonomic machine."
A spokesman said, "I think Crusty had other things on his mind when he was driving."
Rodildo added, "Do I look h-o-t in these shorts or what?"
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