"Slugger" Turner announced he was finally going to get tough on banking.
With no admission that maybe this should have happened sooner, it was suggested that "We're gonna call on some of the boys to right a few wrongs, if you know what ah mean".
Banks are going to be required to be as accountable for their finances as they demand from their customers.
"The banking system is pretty quick to hammer their customers with charges for going over their limit even by a few pence. Well it's time they started following some of their own edicts."
It is rumoured that Alistair Darling has ordered a new set of baseball bats.
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