Sunday, 1 February 2009

Sucking You Dry



It was revealed today that a secret clan of entreprenuers are planning to suck the life out of their customers in the final act to ensure you no longer have any level of privacy.

Nicknamed "Draculadat" it will ensure that you can no longer socialise, communicate or interact online without revealing facets of your personality, interests, concerns, loves, relatioships, habits, illnesses and every other aspect of you as an individual.

Portrayed as entertainment, this medium will be used to saturate you with junk offers, product placements and any other means to dry every ounce of cash you have in your possession.

"You wont be able to sneeze without us knowing about it." said an insider.

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