Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Iranian President Launches Monologue



Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad launched one of his longest monologues today which tested the endurance of his supporters.

A lucky few managed to slip into the gents prior to his speech but unfortunately some were caught unaware and were forced to use extreme measures.

Supporters were supplied with protective headwear to counter the blast from the new Iranian satellite which the President was firing.

"Soon we will have more channels than those infidels in the west." he announced.

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